Tuesday 19 October 2010

Rooney

 
So today’s seen the confirmation that Everton’s Prodigal Son wants to quit Manchester United, Alex Ferguson is “shocked” and has said “I couldn't believe it, as in earlier discussions, as early as March, he intimated he wanted to stay and sign a long contract, he was happy at the best club in the world and I was very terribly disappointed as we couldn't quite understand it.”

Why he’s shocked is a mystery, similar noises were made in a different context not long before he left to move in with his estranged father, who’d nurture and guide the precocious talent only he understood. Concluding with England winning the Worl…..

Would you have him back? Whether you would or not, it’s unlikely he’ll play for us in the foreseeable, given he’s got over 18 months left on his contract. For those amongst us who wouldn’t , you’re lying to yourself if you wouldn’t swap him for Beckford at the tip of a full-strength 5 man midfield, which is the formation were he scored 34 for United last season. It’s pointless anyway.

Ferguson added, with a straight face “We've done nothing but help him since he came to the club and that is another mystery. We've helped him with his private life(pause)and other matters.” What could those other matters be? ‘tracking’ him since he was in his early teens? Who knows.

Once a cúnt, always a cúnt

Unlucky, Ferguson


Me an r kid at the Olympia

5 comments:

  1. Wayne appears to be " irish dancing " to an over enthusiastic moyes in that pic at the top.

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  2. He was ace for us for 1 season he lit the place up!

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  3. As many yellow cards as goals.

    A second season sulking.

    Bollocks to him.

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  4. I'm sure he was a petulant little prick in that celebration - completely ignored Moyes, and just roared in front of him at the crowd.

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  5. I'd have him back.

    We'd bítch and moan. He'd say sorry. We'd be more ace.

    We wont see him til he's turned 34 though.

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