Things that scare me............

Comments made by people on Youtube. The video could be one of a cat getting volleyed up the arse or Tim Cahill's boss overhead kick against Chelsea, either way some biff has to rant about how the illuminati or the Jews are actually taking over the world and if don't agree you're either a sheep or an apologist.

The Blob Shop in Town. This is a pub for people who may as well just have a sign above their head saying "I have given up on life".It has a décor that even a blind person would be disgusted with, and I reckon the pints there would give you the shits for a millennium. Just walking past it and smell you get from it is enough to make you want to give up on life.

Moyes leaving us. Thee time will one day come where the Armani cardigan wearer will leave for pastures new and when that day comes we could be back to mid table mediocrity at best. We've improved so much in his time here that the days of Walter Smith seem like a foggy Victorian nightmare that you have to sometimes ask "did that really happen did I really see David Unsworth upfront?".The fear on top of him leaving is we end up with someone like Gary Megson, hopefully Kenwright will choose someone decent or all the hard work done by Moyes could be undone.

Them Tea Party activists in America. This is a prime example of fuckwits getting involved in something they don't have a fucking clue about. If you want healthcare for everyone you're a socialist, Obama's a secret Muslim and the banks have bought you from birth. Instead of getting involved in a debate and getting their argument across intelligently and backing it up with fact they seem to think that by screaming and intimidating they will win. If they even get a sway of power over there it could be a worrying time in the future.

Iran, Where's my dinner jacket seems to be expanding his influence all across the middle east whether it's Lebanon, Iraq, or even Afganistan. Obviously we're no saint in that area but this is a fella who would quite gladly wipe Israel off the map, and seems to think the Holocaust was a bit of a lie, and George Bush's nan organised 9/11.If they get the old nuclear weapons on the go then it could lead to them becoming a middle eastern super state which will mean it wont exactly be a barrel of laughs out there.

Alex